Blodsudgydelser: THE END



    PRIEST: [As if confessing someone.] To what part of your body do you refer most often?
    YOUNG MAN: To God. 
    [Confused by the reply the Priest immediately shifts to a Swiss accent]
    PRIEST: [In Swiss accent] But that isn't done any more. We no longer hear through that ear. You have to ask that of volcanoes and earthquakes. We wallow in the little obscenities of man in the confession-box. That's life.
    YOUNG MAN: [Much impressed] Ah that's life! Then everything is shot to hell.
    PRIEST: [Still with Swiss accent] Of course.
      [At this moment night suddenly falls on stage. The earth quakes. There is furious thunder and zig-zags of lightning in every direction through the zig-zags all the characters can be seen running around bumping into each other and falling then getting up and running about like crazy. Then an enormous hand seizes the Bawd by her hair, which bursts into flame and grows huge before our eyes]
    HUGE VOICE: Bitch, look at your body!
      [The Bawd's body is seen to be absolutely naked and hideous beneath her blouse and skirt, which become transparent as glass]
    BAWD: Leave me alone, God.
      [She bites God in the wrist. An immense spurt of blood lacerates the Stage, and through the biggest fiash of lightning the Priest can be seen making the sign of the cross. When the lights go on again all the characters are dead, and their corpses lie all over the ground. Only the Young Man and the Bawd remain devouring each other with their eyes. The Bawd falls into the Young Man's arms]
    BAWD: [With the sigh of one having an orgasm] Tell me how it happened to you.
      [The Young Man hides his head in his hands. The Wet-nurse comes back carrying the Young Girl under her arm like a bundle. The young Girl is dead. The Bawd drops her on the ground where she collapses and becomes flat as a pancake. The Wet-Nurse no longer has her breasts. Her chest is completely flat]
    KNIGHT: [In a terrible voice] Where did you put them? Give me my Swiss cheese.
    WET-NURSE: [Boldly and gaily] Here you are.
      [She lifts up her dress. The Young Man wants to run away but he is frozen like a petrified puppet]
    YOUNG MAN: [As if suspended in the air and with the voice of a ventriloquist] Don't hurt Mommy!
    KNIGHT: She-devil!
      [He hides his face in horror. A multitude of scorpions crawl out from beneath the Wet-Nurse's dress and swarm between her legs. Her vagina swells up splits and becomes transparent and glistening like a sun. The Young Man and Bawd run off as though lobotomized]
    YOUNG GIRL: [Getting up dazed] The virgin! Ah that's what he was looking for.